Friday, April 25, 2014

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

You & INo

Love this picture! <3

The Beatles have been reborn through this picture (Not my caption- Tumblr)

Please get a haircut! You're too beautiful!

He looks like Miley Cyrus lolol

He's grown so much!

Harry <3

Thursday, April 17, 2014

English Isn't As Easy As You Think. This Guy Nails It.

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You think English is easy?

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

2) The farm was used to produce produce.

3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4) We must polish the Polish furniture..

5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert..

7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10) I did not object to the object.

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

13) They were too close to the door to close it.

14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear..

19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.

English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

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LAUGH OF THE DAY - 4.17.14 (I'M BACK! ^.^)

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me and we will go places!

Thursday, April 10, 2014

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5SOS IS NUMBER 2 ON BILLBOARD TOP 200!!!!!!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!! I'M SO HAPPY FOR THEM! THEY'VE COME SO FAR! <33 FROZEN IS NO.1 AGAIN BUT STILL, IT DOESN'T COUNT LOL BUT SHE LOOKS SO PERFECT IS NO.2!! :D

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

It's late in the evening
Glass on the side now
I've been sat with you
For most of the night
Ignoring everybody here
We wish they would disappear
So maybe we could get down now
And I don't wanna know
If you're getting ahead of the program
I want you to be mine, lady
To hold your body close
Take another step into the no-man's land
For the longest time lady

I need you darling
Come on set the tone
If you feel you're falling
Won't you let me know
If you love me come on get involved
Feeling rushing through you from your head to toe

Sing!
Louder!
Sing!

This love is a blaze
I saw flames from the side of the stage
And the firebrigade comes in a couple of days
Until then we got nothing to say and nothing to know
But something to drink and maybe something to smoke
Let it go until I wrote a change
Singing we found love in a local rage no
I don't really know what I'm supposed to say
But I can just figure it out and hope and pray
I told them my name and said it's nice to meet ya
And then she handed me of a bottle of water filled with tequila
I already know she's a keeper
Just from this one small act of kindness, I'm in deep
If anybody finds out I'm meant to drive home
But I'm drunk and gonna live it now not?
We just sit on the couch one thing
Led to another now she's kissing my mouth

I need you darling
Come on set the tone
If you feel you're falling
Won't you let me know
If you love me come on get involved
Feeling rushing through you from your head to toe

Sing!
Louder!
Sing!

Can you feel it?
All the guys in here don't really wanna dance
Can you feel it?
All that I can here is music from the back
Can you feel it?
Found you hiding here so hoped you taked my hand

Before the beats kicks in again
Can you feel it?
Can you feel it?

I need you darling
Come on set the tone
If you feel you're falling
Won't you let me know
If you love me come on get involved
Feeling rushing through you from your head to toe

Dear Mrs. Hemmings,

Thank you so much! We got straight ones!! <3 I'm so proud of everyone. Oh actually, this chick decided to look at me in a stupid, rude way. And I was like "YO, WHAT A DO?" Not really. Lolol ;D But we did great and I'm so happy.

Honey, do I need to make you chiken soup?? :( I don't like that you're not here. No me gusta nada. OHHHHHH! I got you something. It's 1D. Harry. Not the actual human, perfection, bae Harry... but it's Harry. ^.^ And I will run from 7th period to the band room. Be there. I miss you. I finished my review for chemistry. :O *Shocking*

I miss you. :( I shall now do some letters for you. ^.^

Love,
Mrs. Stromberg <3

P.S "But maybe, just maybe/ I'm tired of tryna fight it/ Nobody, nobody/ Can tell me that you shouldn't turn me on/ When something so right it can't be wrong" lolol <3

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

I know this is fake but still! Jensen Ackles (Dean) looking at TFIOS! Perf!

Royals - Lorde

[Verse 1]
I've never seen a diamond in the flesh
I cut my teeth on wedding rings in the movies
And I'm not proud of my address, in the torn up town
No post code envy

[Hook]
But every song's like gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom
Blood stains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel room,
We don't care, we're driving cadillacs in our dreams.
But everybody's like cristal, maybach, diamonds on your time piece.
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash.
We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair.

[Chorus]
And we'll never be royals...
It don't run in our blood,
That kind of lux just ain't for us.
We crave a different kind of buzz.
Let me be your ruler, you can call me queen B
And baby I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule.
Let me live that fantasy.

[Verse 2]
My friends and I we've cracked the code.
We count our dollars on the train to the party.
And everyone who knows us knows that we're fine with this,
We didn't come from money.

[Hook]
But every song's like gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom.
Blood stains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel room,
We don't care, we're driving cadillacs in our dreams.
But everybody's like cristal, maybach, diamonds on your time piece.
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash
We don't care we aren't caught up in your love affair

[Chorus]
And we'll never be royals,
It don't run in our blood
That kind of lux just ain't for us
We crave a different kind of buzz.
Let me be your ruler, you can call me queen B
And baby I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule.
Let me live that fantasy.

Oooh ooooh ohhh
We're bigger than we ever dreamed, and I'm in love with being queen.
Oooooh ooooh ohhhhh life is great without a care
We aren't caught up in your love affair.

[Chorus]
And we'll never be royals,
It don't run in our blood
That kind of lux just ain't for us
We crave a different kind of buzz
Let me be your ruler, you can call me queen B
And baby I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule,
Let me live that fantasy.