Just Basic Things: jokes

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Thursday, March 27, 2014

What type of songs do the planets sing?

Nep-tunes!

What do you call an underwater spy?

James Pond!

What did the doctor tell her invisible patient?

“I can’t see you today.”

What did one boat say to the other?

“Are you up for a little row-mance?”

Since Dennisse didn't get the orignal joke that I posted earlier...

What song does a cat like best?

Three Blind Mice

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?"

Because every play has a cast.

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

They are always stuffed!

(corny, I know but still, I bet you laughed (^.^) )